Disconnect For A While

Fare Evader

Squirt of Lime

Clean & Green

Love Your Bike

Graffiti Clean-Up

Dumbo Octopus

Gummi Bear Rug

Colored Paper Artwork

Crumb Feeder

Hunters Outhouse

Above The ByLaw

Eccentric Beverages

The Art of Opera

Bed With A Moat

Needle Felt Sushi

Bikini Jeans

Mixed Cocktail Straw

Anna Faris needs Observing

Anna Faris was on hand for the premiere of her new movie, Observe and Report, which co-stars Seth Rogen. The talented Faris, who carried The House Bunny to respectable numbers, might actually get a chance to showcase her rare comedic talent opposite Rogen. Now this film was not written by Evan Golberg and Rogen so I am not sure if it will be as solid, but with Faris looking gorgeous I will enjoy watching.

Serena has curves to spare

Venus and Serena Williams enjoyed some time in Miami this weeks showing off what a professional tennis player should look like in a bikini. Well Venus was, but Serena defies all the rules. She has curves everywhere and how she moves around the court the way she does amazes me. Her friends were even chocked when they tried to take her down in the ocean and she just laughed at them before tossing them aside like rag dolls.

Kim and Brittny love some Knicks

Well if I was playing on the New York Knicks or the Detroit Pistons last night I don’t think I would have been able to focus on the game. Kim Kardashian and Brittny Gasinteau were seated court side and looking very sexy. Not only was Bittny showing off her very nice chest bunnies you had Kim eating cotton candy that required significant finger sucking. Come on ladies these guys aren’t playing that solidly and you have to go and do this! At least it made the game more enjoyable for the fans with a view of these two.

Robyn Gibson files for divorce from Mel Gibson

Robyn Gibson, the wife of actor Mel Gibson, has filed for divorce after 28 years of marriage. In the paper filed last Thursday, Holy Thursday for your religious folk, Robyn stated the reason for the divorce was irreconcilable differences. No pre-nub exists in this marriage and Mel could stand to lose a huge portion of his estimated $900 million fortune. Robyn is seeking spousal support, joint custody, and attorney fees. You can bet that the support will result in a huge settlement.

Shauna Sand looking bright

Shauna Sand is not one to be shy when it comes to showing off her surgically enhanced self. She dressed up as a really bright bottle of Pebto Bismol for a night out in Hollywood last night in a pink hooker dress and plenty of air up top—just like a fresh bottle. She completed the classy ensemble with her trademark lucite stripper shoes that most women can only dream of slipping on.

Jamie Foxx tells Miley how it is

Jamie Foxx is in a little bit of hot water after he went off on 16 year old Miley Cyrus on his radio show, The Foxxhole, over the weekend. Foxx, who in the past has gone after other singing celebs such as Terrance Howard, got a bit mean with the Disney star.

“Who is Miley Cyrus? The one with all the gums? “She’s the girl with all the gums; she’s got to get a gum transplant. Let me get an order of mouth, light on teeth, heavy on the gums.””

He followed that up with, “Get like Britney Spears and do some heroin. Do like Lindsay Lohan and start seeing a lesbian and get some crack in your pipe. Catch chlamydia on a bicycle seat. That’s what I want.”

Miley had no official response but did Tweet that if you have nothing nice to say you shouldn’t say anything at all. Last night on the Tonight Show he did offer an apology and said it is just comedy and he was sorry for the incident.

Jennifer Love Hewitt gets sexy for Maxim

Jennifer Love Hewitt has bounced back from her November 2007 bikini pictures that made headlines all over the place. It seems she has refocused on eating healthy and working out because she is smoking hot in the May 2009 issue of Maxim magazine. She is even living up to her classic nickname of…well you know what it is! Anyone else think she is going to kick Jamie Kennedy to the curb once she realizes how hot she is again?

Audrina is a movie star

Audrina Patridge is hitting the acting career with both boobs blazing and both eyes looking dead. Audrina has the lead in the sequel to the Jessica Alba/Paul Walker classic Into the Blue with Into The Blue 2: The Reef. That sounds like some serious acting will be required. Luckily Audrina fills out a bikini so she won’t have to worry about the whole delivering a line thing. She tries on The Hills, but it just comes out ask rehearsed and fake. She was joined on the red carpet by Laura Vandervoort, Holly Madison, Francia Raisa and other. Look for this movie in your local Blockbuster Bargain Bin starting now!

Fergie cover up that bootie

Fergie was out and about yesterday showing off some serious leg and that is a problem when you have to walk up stair. The current Mrs. Josh Duhamel did her best to keep the snapping photogs from getting a golden shot at her lady humps I am liking the brunette look on Fergie also.

Slumdog Child Sale

It has been only a few months since the child stars from Slumdog Millionaire walked the red carpet at The Oscars and times have changed. Rubina Ali, the little girl that play a young Latika in the film, was reportedly up for sale to the highest bidder - around $300,000. Her father, Rafiq Qureshi, claims they have seen no money from the award winning film and that they need money. Unfortunately for him the people he was dealing with were actually undercover reporters from News of the World. After the story broke the father is claiming he was not trying to sell his daughter and the possibility of criminal charges are being investigate by local authorities.

Kristen Dalton named Miss USA 2009

Kristen Dalton, Miss North Carolina, was named Miss USA 2009 last night at the 58th Annual Pageant in Las Vegas. Last year’s winner, Crystle Stewart, was on hand to present the crown to the new beauty queen. Dalton, a 22 year old aspiring motivational speaker, beat out Miss California Carrie Prejean and Miss Arizona Alicia-Monique Blanco. With the corwn Kristen will also receive an apartment in New York, a PR team, a two year scholarship to the New York Film Academy, and a salary.

Actress Stephanie Parker found dead

Stephanie Parker was a 22 year old British actress on the show Belonging. Unfortunately the show was canceled and Parker took her own life after the last show aired by hanging herself - according to reports. Parker had been on belonging since she was 15 years old playing the part of Stephanie Parker and had roles in Casualty and The Bill.

Brooke Hogan gets her bikini working again

Brooke Hogan is getting her music career going again and was seen filming a new video for her latest single. I am not sure what the song is or how it sounds, but the video looks very promising. The super busty Brooke was looking very in shape in a skimpy blue bikini while walking and lying on the sand. She even has a wardrobe change in this video which makes you think they have a budget of some sorts. Brooke also shows off her talents in a white low cut sundress.

Joss Stone gets a bit cheeky

Joss Stone was not wearing the appropriate attire for performing on a high stage with some wind. The sexy singer was taking part in the Coachella Music Festival in Indio, California this weekend. She pleased the crowd by jumping off stage and joining the fans for her set. Before that she showed off a bit of the softer side of Joss…and a lovely softer side it is.

Lindsay Lohan to strip back into a career

How desperate is Lindsay Lohan to get a job these days? Well according to reports the once biggest up and coming star in Hollywood might be taking her act to the only place that will have her - Las Vegas. Not only is Vegas willing to have her they want her topless in all her freckly glory. The rumored show that Lohan will be participating in would be the newly opened Peepshow - yes the one starring Kelly Monaco and Mel B. Lindsay would replace Monaco after her stint was up, but she is up against Holly Madison, who should be ruled out after that Dancing with the Stars fiasco, and the super sexy Brooke Burke. The big question would be how would Lindsay, who is already openly drinking again, handle a Vegas job in a casino where the booze flows non-stop?

Halle Berry….still hot

Halle Berry was looking her usual gorgeous self last night when she arrived for the premiere of the new Robert Downey Jr. and Jamie Foxx drama The Soloist. Berry was wearing a form fitting brightly striped low cut dress that showed off her fantastic body.She just keeps getting more attractive every time you see her.